Shoen that maketh me swoon.

Madison Harding’s product description for their Janis Bootie suggests that you “exercise your right to dress like a rockstar.” By “rockstar,” I assume they mean “minimum-wage Renaissance Faire employee.”

 

Janis Bootie from Madison Harding

"Wouldst thou like to watcheth the jousting tournament, my lady?"

P.S. Janis Joplin probably never wore anything called a “bootie.”